the OTP:  literal murderers and super villains
me:  ok but what if they like. adopted a cat. and went to the zoo and held hands.

niick4:

im so tired but ill probably be awake until 3 am for no reason

me:  no but are you sure you love me, like really sure, i don't want to pressure you
husband:  we have been married for 23 years

harryspankme:

*sees spider* should i try to kill it or should i just kill myself